cookie-shaped graham crackers, which is then dipped in chocolate. Moon pies are sometimes sold as “marshmellow pies” or “scooter pies” in other areas of the country. In Canada, a moon pie is called a “wagon wheel.”
Craig : Yeah we need to take a smoke break out back!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh shit my phone flew in the dump can you get it for me I’m still cumming?
Kiersten : Sure Baby we don’t want our videos exposed do we!
Chad : Holy Shit Kiersten’s climbing in the dump naked!
Craig : Ohhhhhhhh! Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmm! Moon Pie!
Steve : Hey guys what’s going on? Ohhhhh Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Fuck Off Perves!
Jake : Yeah quit staring at my girls pie!
The act of going to a party of drunkeness, getting someone to pass out from drunkeness (amongst other things), pulling down ones (meaning yours) pants, taking a massive poo on their chest, ejaculating gooey substance on the poo, and lastly, taking another massive poo on the gooey substance of which is atop the mountainous poo-mountain below it.
As soon as this act of nastyness is complete, one (meaning you) would be best to completely dissapear from the party.
It was so nasty, I couldn’t stop vomitting.
Kaitlyn always goes commando so I make sure to drop my pencil when she wears a short skirt, here’s hoping for moon pie.
There’s nothing better than a moon pie in the morning.