An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.
Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon’s new bedroom decor look?
Moofieclown: define #2
An Austrian man with a pension for raping children while in drag.
Ben was such a moofieclown. No other man could simutaneously stimulate my laughter and my anus.
Moofieclown: define #3
An unwelcome individual suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth.
Ben was a moofieclown at dinner because he wouldn’t stop analyzing Kevin Bacon’s latest movie.