A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or
two of fat – drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair – protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.Alternative: Molewoman.
Person A: “Hey! Have you heard from Michael?”
Person B: “Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don’t think anyone has seen his face in 5 months.”
Person A: “Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way – less young girls will be preyed on.”
Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.
Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you’re a fag.
The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.
Person 1: You’re gay for moleman!
Person 2: No, you’re gay for moleman!
a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on
friend 1:”did you see see jeff last night?”
friend 2:”yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face”
friend 1: “he’s such a MOLEMAN
A man (or woman, but then it isn’t as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.
Brent: I’m not much for eating pussy…
JP: Dear god, you’re not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.
As featured in various simpsons episodes, MOLE MAN, is simply an old man who is very very silly.
He lives in the retirement castle (i think)
Gee mole man sure is cool, lets play some bingo with him!
A person is considered a mole man when they posess the following qualities: short fat bald creepy stupid. Mole men often feel entitled to things that they do not deserve due to the fact they cannot identify themselves as moles. A mole man’s job in life is to do the jobs that other people are too good to do. these jobs include janitory work and taxi driving, to name a few.
Tom: Did you ever see Danny Devito in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Jeff: Yeah. He is such a mole man!