men are just incredibly hot the further south you go in missouri. Men usually wait for a while after dating to whip out their junk, but not in missouri. the girls are begging for the average missouri man junk.
Philip: “Oh dude…did you bang her yet?”
Josh: “Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!”
Philip: “oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!”