Millenispeak: (n) mÃÂ-lÃÂnÃ¢ÂÂ²ÃÂ-spÃÂk”The hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. It is a
tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human fucking beings”
So this kid comes into my cigar shop with his vape and skinny jeans. I couldnÃ¢ÂÂt understand a lick of his millenispeak so I just turned off my hearing aids and pictured fucking his mother in the face.