Legally allowed to screw with government property.
Only a military wife…
Military Wife: define #2
a woman who has decided that they have nothing better to do with their life than sit at home while their husband is at work paying for their manies and pedies while they rant and complain about the long hours and deployments that he must go on. A military wife is the epitome of misery and her main goal in life is to inflict misery on the world. Misery needs company as they say and she has plenty of it. She always seems to think that being a mom of one child is a contribution to her household and that her house never needs cleaning. Gossip and back stabbing are her only enjoyments in life but she even tends to screw those up too.
Gawd! You’re being such a military wife!