midget in a van
The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys’ fantasies.
I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.