The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves–after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.
Dante: “And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks.”
seriously, middle school sucked
Most pointless 3 years of life
You learn nothing useful in school, get more homework than high schoolers get, all the effort you put into anything doesn’t count anyway.
You can get a 51% in every subject and it won’t matter going into high school. Exams are pointless, everything about Middle School is pointless!!!
Your parents will freak on you if u get bad grades but grades dont ever matter until grade 12
You separate into cliques, and are that way until grade 12 (usually).
Everyone pretends to like all the new trends but they really dont care about them at all.
“Cant wait to get to high school and outta this place.”-Middle Schooler
Guy 1- Hey, are you in middle school?
Guy 2- Nah, I’m at Eating-Shit School
One of the worst places imaginable. Usually 6-8th grades,but some are 5-8th grades,others 7-8th grades. Lunches are overpriced. Whenever I pay a lunch fee,I normaly accumulate some new lunch debt the very same day. Some teachers are nice,and can talk to you about anything,others are mean and give you tons of homework that is due the next day. After this,you go to high school,which I hear is even worse. In middle school,there is a lot of drama,and fakes on every corner. Popular brands that the popular (see:fakes) kids wear is Hollister,Abercrombie And Fitch,and Aeropostale. Some people become emo,and people start labeling you. (see:label) Plus,there are a lot of tests that leave you tired and unhappy. Some boys get into fights to prove that they’re tough,and girls (some) love gossip. Once people get into middle school,they think that they are mature,and that they’re awesome,but they’re not. Boyfriends last a week or less. Some lose elementary school friends,others make new ones. I can go on and on,but I think by now,you get my point.
Trevor (whom is is in fifth grade,about to go into middle school):”Yay! Middle school next year!”
Trevor (now in middle school):”Middle school sucks. Girls become idiots,boys are pervs,and I lost most of my elementary school friends. I don’t really have any new friends,and everyone thinks I’m a loser because I try to get by.”
The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they’re disguising them as soup. If you’re lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don’t care if you’re getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they’re on your ass about it. Don’t worry, it’ll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.
2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise
3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It’ll be over soon enough.
A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don’t like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You’re just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven’t gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they’re only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you’re in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you’re in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can’t stand it.
Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin’ much!!!
Me-Then why aren’t you drinking yours. You’ve been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn’t make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.
Arguably the worst three years of any child’s schooling. You feel like you’re too old to be treated like a young child but you’re treated like one anyway. Some students test the limits, and as such the entire student body is restricted even more. You slowly loose your freedoms one by one until you feel like you might as well be in preschool for all the independence you have.
Also, it is close to guaranteed that in at least one of your middle school years, close to all of your friends will dump you. You know back in fifth grade when you and your BFF 4 LYFE swore you’d stay friends all the way through FOREVER? Yeah. That pretty much all goes to shit the second you hit middle school. People grow apart or become popular wannabes or just move on to different people. It sucks. You’ll make new friends though. Usually.
Organization is a HUGE deal in Middle School. Teachers are all over you all the time, making sure you have every binder, paper, and book in place. It’s obnoxoius and invasive. You’ll get used to it.
Fifth Grade Girl: OMG! I can’t wait to go to middle school! I’m going to be all grown up and do whatever I want and my friends and I will be popular and all the boys will want to date us.
8th Graders: (trying to contain hysterical laughter) Mmhmm. Sure. Whatever you say.