The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.
“Yo, Drake got the midas touch!”
midas touch: define #2
The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
midas touch: define #3
When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
“Dude, you hooked up with the boss’ wife?” “Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!”
midas touch: define #4
A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
midas touch: define #5
Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.
I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
midas touch: define #6
Having a day when things go wrong… Everything you touch turn into a muffler
“I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler