A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around…Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen
Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns….anyone here know my clitoris burns?
Michael Torres: define #2
a shit head who will ruin your life while simultaneously making it amazing. heÃ¢ÂÂs stupid and gay as shit but also lit (lol, see that rhyme??), but also really funny and weird and will brighten your day instantly. heÃ¢ÂÂs loving and caring yet destructive af.
michael torres, if you donÃ¢ÂÂt sit tf down and shut tf up im gonna tape you to the ceiling and swing at you with a bat. the living kind.