When you’re hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his
butthole with your penis, preferably in public.
Man, Mike went to Taco Bell yesterday, so we ended up with a Messy Mike at the mall.
messy mike: define #2
When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
My man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after