message board decoder ring
A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand….both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one….I MUST know what it means! Now….where did I leave that message board decoder ring….