Dawgg 2: Slut, awf course this bitch did! That philm had 2.2 million viewaz.
Dawgg 1: Faw shaw! Awlso, Paul logan is such a hawwtie.
Dawgg 2: Dat boi is high calorie eye candy faw shizzle! But that hooka’ Tiffany needs her trashy skin sliced awff n’ vinergared.
Dawgg 1: Yeah, then somewan should piss awn her carpet.
Dawgg 2: Wurd!!!
Dawgg 1: If she had a cat, I would kick it.
Dawgg 2: Yeah dawgg, but ya don’t kick like Paul, leave da kickin’ to da professionalzzz!
Dawgg 1: So how are thangz goin’ faw ya today homie?
Dawgg 2: Ayeet dawgg, did a few drive-bys then some bitch came in and pissed awn ma carpet.
Dawgg 1: Aww man! I feel for ya, I hate when that shit goes down!
Dawgg 2: I know, that new carpet set me back 200 bucks! Hate when wizzles have beef wit me. Gonna have to change ma locks now so that pissin’ bitch aint gon’ come back!!