“stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus”
Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)
If you have a dick without a meatus, you’re a fucking freak.
1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.
2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.
3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy’s dingdang.
1. “That girl is such a pubic mound.” “I know, but look at her boyfriend. He’s such a meatus…I bet he can’t ever get it up.”
2. “Dude…check out my meatstick.” “I hate you! You’re such a meatus!”
3. “Ewwww! What is that?!” It’s my meatus…” “Why is it so big?”
The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.
“Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?”
“DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES”