of meat in front of the conflicting parties until an amicable agreement is reached.
2. “Do we really need to get the lawyers involved, can’t we just settle this through the civilised means of Meateatiation?”
3. “Can’t this dispute be resolved through mediation?”
“I’m afraid not Ma’am, this is far too serious, I think the only way we are going to settle this is through five two hour sessions of Meateatiation.
4. “If you two cunts can’t get your fucken shit together and resolve this conflict, I’m going to be forced to eat copious amounts of meat to solve this.”
“What?!?!….surely we don’t need to get a Meateatiator involved?”