“I am the macca’s mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!”
(Man approaches inflatable burger)
“I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca’s, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
“Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?”
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
“Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
“You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!”
“What a McCunt!”