Mr. So-and-So: Hello, I’m Mr. So-and-So. I have an appointment with His Grace Lord Wealthy.
Jeeves: Ah yes, Do come in, sir. I’m afraid m’lud will be delayed momentarily.
Mr.SS: Oh, I do hope I am not interrupting anything important.
J: Not at all, sir. M’lud is merely taking his postprandial dip in the Mayonnaisium.
Mr. SS: Ah, I see. Very good then.
There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.