a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of
a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.
im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.
masturbation station: define #2
1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.
The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!
masturbation station: define #3
A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!
Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!
Rick: Did you masturbate to come?
Don: Of course! What else is there to do?
masturbation station: define #4
The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.
Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.
Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.
Guy 1: Ewwww
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I found Jeff’s masturbation station! It’s all sticky and shit!
Guy 2: Ahhh gross
masturbation station: define #5
the state your in right before you spew semen
me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station
masturbation station: define #6
A euphamism for your hands.
Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly…
masturbation station: define #7
Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.
” I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station”