n. Located: Buzzard’s Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where
a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)”Where the men are men…and the women are too!”
“Hey son, it’s time to go back to MMA!”
Massachusetts Maritime Academy: define #2
1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you’ll get in trouble.
2. Where fun goes to die.
3. A college where kids run away during orientation.
4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.
5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you’ll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You’ll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
“Hey, I’m a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy.”
“what the fuck is that?”
Massachusetts Maritime Academy: define #3
Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. ‘same 4 walls, day in, day out’
‘Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?’
‘Yea, thats y I make 80g’s a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul’
Massachusetts Maritime Academy: define #4
The only college campus where you’ll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.
Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?
I’d rather fuck my mom