In a shaker, over ice, combine:
1 part Vodka or Gin,
1 part Dry Vermouth,
1 part Liquid from a
Can of Solid White Albacore Tuna (Bumblebee preferrable)
Quarter Teaspoon of Lemon Juice (per every 1 part Dry Vermouth)
Shake vigorously. Strain into martini glass(es) and garnish with shrimp (de-shelled, preferrably steamed).
Enjoy within the proximity of a bucket, trash receptacle, or toilet, as such sophisticated flavors may disagree with mundane palates.