The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don’t wash their cocks regularly.dick cheddar
GIRL:-‘Ewwww what is that gross smell?’
GIRL:-‘The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!’
GUY:-‘Errrrrr!!!, I don’t know what you’re talking about!!’
GIRL:-‘Eeewwww, You have Marmesan!!!!!