Motorboating, but with your tongue waving all over and tons of slobber flying everywhere.
I was more than happy to marmaduke her ample cleavage.
A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.
Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read Foxtrot, it’s 10x better.
An extraordinarily large or voluminous bowel movement. Named in part for the comic-strip Great Dane, known for his extreme size, and in part for duke, a shortening of the fecal synonym dookie.
“Be careful in that stall man, someone took a massive marmaduke in there. It’s filling like 75% of the bowl, and they clearly left it there out of pride. Or maybe the toilet just gave up.”
a talking dog. or a close friend.
hey, look at that marmaduke
The act of engaging in sexual congress with a large dog.
That may be hot, but you know what’s hotter? A really hot chick getting Marmaduked.
The act of mooning another individual, or group, and bending at such an angle that the mooner’s ball sac is revealed.
I was so upset by the referee’s bad call, that I dropped my drawers and blinded him with a marvelous marmaduke.
1. A terrible comic, shown in many major newspapers. Has been known to ruin one’s day just from a glance.
2. Anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.
Person #1 “I see you read todays Marmaduke”
Person #2 ” how can you tell?”
Person #1 ” you look rather depressed”
Every time I read her tweets it annoys me so much I close my twitter. She is such a Marmaduke