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Mark Twain
A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
“Let there be light”
-God famously quoting Mark Twain
Mark Twain: define #2
mark twain
This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.
Mark Twain is the author of Huckleberry Finn.
Mark Twain: define #3
Mark Twain
A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.
oh look another mark twain is on tv.
Mark Twain: define #4
Mark Twain
Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache
I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping
Mark Twain: define #5
mark twain
he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.
old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp
Mark Twain: define #6
Mark twain
A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.
Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off
