A particularly masculine and kickass spatula
This mantula sure beats the **** out of your puny spatula.
Mantula: define #2
A huge spatula that insinuates a dick.
Bend over bitch and take my mantula.
Mantula: define #3
A spatula like object used for fun and/or torture, specifically designed for use by a Serena (see “bouncy Scorpio”).
“My mantula is bigger than your mantula.”
“No, mine is” said Serena. “Now bend over and take it like a puss! You’ve been a bad manager, haven’t you?”