“…Ho, see that dobber over there that’s lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he’s gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn’y gee it a by.”
malkie: define #2
A loser who has no life. Somebody who thinks he is cooler than he is. Somebody who jacks off in his cereal and laughs about it online at work. Somebody who has a big ass head.
Dude, you’re such a Malkie!
malkie: define #3
A cross between two purebred breeds of dog, the Maltese and the Yorkshire Terrier.
“My Yorkshire Terrier female got caught by the next door neighbor’s Maltese, so we decided to call them Malkies and sell them for hundreds of dollars.”