Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably
A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says “leaf it alone” or while passing a bale of hay….Jeff exclaims….”Hey !”.
Malism: define #2
The belief that the universe is naturally evil/malicious. Not to be confused with Mal(e)ism with is fake counterpart to feminism use as a code word of misogamy.
My friend prescribes to Malism and so does not believe the universe is indifferent to us but actively malicious and out to screw him over.