When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you
take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim’s eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask “Did you order a package?”
Lenny: “Hey, did you order a package?”.
Steve: “Ah Jesus Christ, I didn’t see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist”.
Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.
“he’s a drug dealer and he don’t even know it”
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg
When you move the the passenger seat while driving and masturbate, extra points for getting it out the window.
“Whoa! Did you see that guy doing the mailman!?”
“Yeah, nice distance!”
“Mailman” is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
Mailman is in reference to a penis. It’s carrying two sacks of “mail”.
My mailman is large.
My mailman is about to come deliver you something special.
You want some of my mailman?
A hustler who takes in the cash money like bags of mail. See E-40’s album “The Mail Man”.
I hope I don’t go back to slangin’ yayo, slangin’ yayo, to get my mail.” (Like a mail man). – E-40