When one drops some feces which are so magnificent (whether because of sheer girth, length, curl, color, or a combination
of these factors) that even one’s most squeamish friends cannot help but admire what you have created.
I want to be mad at you for dragging me in here to see your dump, Herbert. But I just can’t. It’s so long with such an elegant and subtle curl. Frankly speaking, it’s Magnifecal.