Indian General: Prime Minister Madame, why do you always make the Madras Regiment fight the Pak Army? We have so many other brave regiments!
Indira Gandhi: I want to give those Paki sipahis (soldiers) a bad case of Madras Regiment Penis Envy that they’ll never forget! Once those faggot Paki soldiers know just how inferior the 4-inch gulabi (rosy) Paki Penis is compared to the 12-inch big black Dravidian Penis, the Pak Generals are sure to lose every war they wage against us!
2) WHY PAKISTAN HAS LOST INDO-PAK WARS
Pak General: Prime Minister Begum, why are you going for peace and not war with India?
Benazir Bhutto: Because our ‘brave’ Pak Army has always lost to the Indian Army!
Pak General: Begum! We are guaranteed to defeat the Indian Army next time, because everybody knows the 5-inch Pakistani Penis is bigger than the 3-inch
North Indian Penis!
Benazir Bhutto: Yes, and everybody knows the 5-inch ‘Paki Dick’ can’t compete with the 9-inch Dravidian Penis, so your soldiers will lose again because of their pathetic Madras Regiment Penis Envy!
3) A STUPID QUESTION
Pak General: Why are you Pakistani sipahis always so scared of those South Indian Niggers of the Madras Regiment?
Pak Soldier: Your chutiya (stupid) question just proves that you’ve never seen a Dravidian Penis, & that you’ve never had Madras Regiment Penis Envy!