hour long dissertation about the superiority of iProducts, often leaving the poor sole who initiated the inquiry of said iProduct frantically searching for a way to change the topic. Suggesting that Apple’s are only good for eating, will result in offending these types of people greater than placing a PC loaded with Microsoft products onto their desk.
See also Fanatic.
Employee: “I finally got away from Pat’s office, I accidentally asked him about his new iPhone, and he went on and on showing all the features, even showing me movie clips from you tube. I finally had to tell him that Bill Gates was God so I could leave his office.”
Manager: “All that time from asking about an iPhone?”
Employee: “yeah, I swear he’s a real Macnoweenie.”