Function: Noun1: One that fires a machine gun.2: A person that tends to spray things.3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.
2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she’s a machine gunner
3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!
4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, “Dude you’re a regular machine gunner ain’t ya?”
5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, “Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don’t you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?” Johnny smiles and says, “I gave it a full belt!”
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
“That machine gunner could take out an army!”