The coolest girl you’ll ever meet. She is very inquisitive, incisive and philosophical. She can be very nice but dangerous too, something like sweet poison. She’s a real G, doesn’t take crap from nobody and balls really hard, almost like a motherf*cker. She is the female version of Chuck Norris. She makes people awesome all over themselves when they see her. If you know a Luyanda, your life will never be the same.
Man, I swear the sun rises just for Luyanda. Everyday.
Luyanda just looked at me and I awesomed all over myself!
Science has taught us that the Earth revolves around the sun, when in fact, it revolves around Luyanda. We all know this.