a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until
you’ve been fully seduced.
I found Matt’s lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.
lustache: define #2
A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.
“Dude guys…check out my lustache…it makes me sick as fuck and chill” -lana
“Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one” -fuckboy