To others- (luh-ray)A small town in Northwestern Virginia, duly noted for Luray Caverns, which has probably employed everyone
currently living in Luray at some point in time. Another attraction would be the local Walmart, which, if demolished, would most likely lead to the mass starvation of the county’s populace. Other sites include a McDonald’s, an excessive number of antique shops, and a tower that is in the shape of a penis. Otherwise, Luray is just another small country town located within the Shenandoah Valley.
“Do you know Luray Caverns?”
“Never mind then.”
Where everybody gets along and it’s also home to the WORLD FAMOUS LURAY CAVERNS, the best caverns in the east.
Woman: Yes, for vacation!
Man: WOAH! Luray Caverns is the best!
Faster than her uncles.