Getting dumped while in the middle of getting laid…
I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped…
lumped: define #2
I went to the bar last night…and I got lumped!
lumped: define #3
A guy who has an unstable relationship even though he is single.
OMG! That guy is such a lum-ped.