A person completely and hopelessly obsessed with the videogame series, ‘The Legend of Zelda’, often to the point of being
a living breathing strategy guide, and using ‘Link Logic’ to solve everyday problems.
Manager : Why is Dave pushing those crates around the warehouse? He’s supposed to be on psychiatric leave.
Shift Leader : He’s trying to find the switch that opens the gate to Ganon’s Fortress… What a LoZer…
a person that is crazy or funny
lol dude ur a lozer.
omg there was this lozer walking down the street.
another form of loser.
your a lozer, man
a super loser, a modified version of “loser”
Wow, watching America’s Funniest Home Videos on a saturday night…lozer…
a loser who thinks hes cool. and doesnt know he is a loser.
Lozer: hey me-shell, wanna go out with me?
me-shell: umm…not really
Lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you
me-shell: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)
Someone really cool who is obsessed with Ke$ha and therefore not actually cool
Chandler is such a lozer. did you hear him singing Tik Tok in the car???