Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who
should be sacked.
Loughborough is great at sport.
Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven’t done.
An amazing place, full of the greatest, most fun, most manic, amazing people on Earth. See great, amazing better than other shit unis and we only do your sister up the arse cos no1 else would have her
“Loughborough is 8th best university in the country”
“Loughborough…we still have townies but we’re better than Nottingham!”
see great, awesome, amazing, full of fit women, and we only take your sisters up the ass because no1 else will have her
‘Loughborough is the best university in the Midlands’
‘Loughborough in nicer than Wales’
‘Loughborough girls give good head’
A place where even the most minging of birds that make sonia jackson look sexy think they are supermodels. This is the loughborough where women are a rare commodity. If a fresher woman isn’t taken, then the battle is lossed.
athletic freaks everwhere who have their heads up their own arse. Women have their heads up their own arse as everywhere they look there is a male desperate to mate. Alas its a place of celibacy for most