motorways and dual carriageways. No matter what the label says, be it Coke, 7up, Fanta, etc the contents will always be the same substance: a distinct brand – Trucker’s slowly fermenting piss.
“Dinnae touch that ye daft wee fucker, cannae ye see that it’s a stinking yellow boatel of Lorry Driver’s Pop!”
Doug was comfortably driving along at a steady 56mph when he realised he was choking for a slash. “Nae boather,” he thought, “I’ll just brew up some Lorry Driver’s Pop”.