An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is “worth it”, despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically
invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.
BillyJane: Ohhhhhh i’m just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my butt soooo much smaller!!1!
BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l’oreality. Have fun.