Known for being larger than life and covered in Hawaiian shirts, LORDKAHUNAS are always the life of the
party. Despite being a confused, hurt, manchild deep in his soft creamy center, a LORDKAHUNA is often full of jokes and uncle-like wisdom.
guy2: It was real mellow until this LORDKAHUNA showed up out of nowhere and and forced us to get our party on.
guy1: oh cool.
guy2: No, dude. People died.