Loose Poose Juice
Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one’s mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it’s the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.
“You wouldn’t believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with.”
“Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me.”
“I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude’s mouth.”