When a man is in a hotel room buck naked with his knees on the floor and his body is
hunched over the bed and his head is looking back at the door with a big smile on his face.
Hey Jose, are you ok?
Nah, man after the blumpkin I’m all loose laces.
Loose Laces: define #2
A group of whoreiffic young women who party on the reg. You can find them at high school house parties or dressing as hoes on Halloween.
Bro, Fuck yo girlfriend! We gonna tie some loose laces.