to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.
Long Island Apple Soup
Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you’re picking apples
Hey mom, don’t worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.