The General of all Lollipops. One who deals with all lollipops, the creator, I guess you could say. He brings
harm to all nonbelievers.
Guy 1: Hey, man, what happened to you yesterday? You were gone all of a sudden and we couldn’t find you!
Guy 2: Sorry, I was abducted by the Lollipop General! *shivers* I will never deny my faith ever again!