An incurable disease that you get by eating too much Meatloaf. Symptoms are: Liking Meatloaf, Being Hated by Everyone for
Liking Meatloaf, Depression, and, eventually, Loaficide.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that crap about the kid who liked Meatloaf?
Guy 2: It’s not crap! That poor kid had Loafitis!