Lion King

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Lion King
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl

to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say “Simba”.

“I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night”

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Lion King
The best Disney movie. Ever.
The Lion King is great.
Lion King: define #3
Lion King
When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.
Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars
Lion King: define #4
Lion King
During coitus, whilst pleasuring a woman with a fist. Insert one fist fully into the woman’s vagina and insert the other fist fully into her anus. Using your fully developed forearm strength lift her above your head singing “Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama” (Intro to Lion King)
“Look at the veins in my forearms” -Cueball

“What Happened?” -Rodwell

“I pulled a Lion King on that bitch last night” -Cueball

“You’re a god…” -Rodwell
Lion King: define #5
Lion King
My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time
can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings
Lion King: define #6
Lion King
After sex/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers “simba”
Holy shit, I lion kinged her last night.
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Lion King
by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now

and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie…x3

simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?

scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..

simba: hey scar when im king, what’ll that make you?

scar: a monkeys uncle

simba: *laughs* ur so wierd

scar: u have nooo ideaa

Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!

last one 😉

Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past…uhhhh

timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you….bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?

simba: right..

timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world

simba: well thats not wat i was taught

timon: well maybe u need a new lesson….

*hakuna matata*

hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*

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