Take a minimum
of $50 in ones, fan them out in you hand, and when the appropriate bad chick walks on stage, approach. Once she is in the appropriate position (typically doggie with a heavily arched back and the bootie in the air or lying on her back legs up), throw them stacks to the ceiling (similar to ‘Bron’s pre-game chalk), clap twice, and then watch the dollars reign down amidst the ooh’s and aah’s of fellow patrons.The most ballingest of all rainmaking techniques. Conveys a message of status and disrespect unparalleled outside of professional sports.May require janitorial support, up to and including a swiffer and a garbage bag, to clean up the main stage.
T: “Yeah man, ‘Bron Bomb on deck”.
(LeBron Bomb commences, and stunned onlookers either stand and clap or simply gasp at the beauty)
Order a shot of Crown Royal (Because LeBron is nicknamed the Kind), drop it into a glass of Sprite like Jager bomb (Sprite because of his endorsement), have sugar in your hand ready; approximately 3 packets of Splenda works great (The sugar represents his pre-game chalk), Take the shot and throw the sugar in the air just like LeBron does before tip off!
Brandon – “No Question..”