Me: Knock Knock
Your Mom: who’s there
Your Mom: Boo who
Me: Why are you crying.
Your mom: LBS
An abbreviated medical term known as Leaky Bum-hole Syndrome. LBS is a disease where you may leave mysterious liquids upon the surface of chairs within minutes of sitting on them, this is due to the prefuse sweating of the rectum. The average age of diagnosis is around 16 but can come at any time.
Dan: “Did you see the sweat patch on Larry Sagwatch’s chair after maths?”
Tom: “Yeah man, think he has LBS.”
Short for, “lasting boner syndrome”. This is when, after sex, the male’s erection persists for a longer period of time than expected (>5 minuets).
Man: “Baby, I’ve got LBS.”
Woman: “I know! You finished 16 minuets ago and you’re STILL hard!”
1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word “pound” doesn’t have an “L” or a “B” in it, that’s English for ya.
2. acronym for a few different phrases:
– Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)
– Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy
– Laughing But Serious
Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?
Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I’ve been hittin the trail like everyday.
Carrie: wow, I’m going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!
Sheila: giggles… “LBS” …giggles
L=Loose B=Bowel S=Syndrome;
when you drop one and its straight up diarrhea.
Dude, I think I have L.B.S.!
Lonely Bed Syndrome
I asked the doctor how can you cure my LBS, and she said lets go to bed
A synonym for pounds. When read, you read it as pounds. Originated from the Zodiac Sign, Libra, which is a balance, or scale. That referred to weight, so people decided to substitute it for pounds.
24 lbs.=24 pounds