LBJ or the “Lateral Blow Job”. Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the
acronym as “The Presidential” (Lyndon Baines Johnson)
Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome “LBJ”.
My girl knows how to give a fucking royal “Presidential”
Lyndon B. Johnson (acronym)
LBJ was the thirty-sixth President of the United States (1963Ã¢ÂÂ1969).
“Lazy Blow Job”. It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy’s stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.
Female: “I’m tired, let’s go to bed.”
Male: “Ah man, how ’bout a quick LBJ?”
Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.
Some people grow to enjoy recieving a LBJ from time to time.
“Long Blow Job”-Every mans dream.
While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.
The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It’s the “Lebron James” of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.
Bro I got so drunk after that third LBJ you made for me
to hit a mate across the face with one’s fallice, especially an asian mate, much in the fashion of presidnet LBJ comparing his own fallice to Ho Chi Minh’s.
dude did you LBJ that shit?