Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy
mutton chop style sideburns.
Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.
Lady Muttons: define #2
Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it’s overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.
Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I’ve ever seen. It’s a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.